Boring copy can suck it.
scroll on if you're into it.
let's do it
So can pushy copy, sleazy copy, and copy that feels like it's trying to sell you a set of steak knives.
It's 2022, lady. It's time to get words on your website that are as creative, genuine, and ballsy as you are. That express the full awesomeness of what you do. And that don't just move products, but move people.
If you're an online business owner...
Then you're in luck!
And you need copy that sounds like *you*, that's the opposite of boring, and that causes your ideal customers to flock towards you like you're Harry Styles in a room full of teenage girls...
I always feel wanky sharing this stuff, so let's get it out of the way quickly:
I’ve spent the past nine years writing copy for some truly excellent peeps in the online biz world —
... I’ve written sales pages that have resulted in multiple-6-figure launches. Even one seven figure launch. (That was a crazy day, lemme tell you.)
... I’ve worked on products that have pulled in half-a-mill of revenue and counting.
... I’ve helped write and edit books (and the sales pages that go with them) that have landed on bestseller lists.
... I’ve written sales sequences that have sold out masterminds and coaching schedules — once with a single email.
And i'd love to write copy for you too.
"Jess Larsen’s work blew my mind. She got my voice, nailed the copy and had me giggling at my own sales pages. The response from my clients has been OUT OF THIS WORLD. Working with Jess was one of the best investments I EVER have made for my business and I am deliriously happy with her work.
Get Jess’ words for your business if you are ready for your sales to go BOOM!"
Melissa Ambrosini
Rachel MacDonald
Lisa Corduff
Louise Glendon
Rosemarie Beltz
Nick Broadhurst
Tara Bliss
Ellissa Nagle
Danielle LaPorte
Claire Obeid
"Working with Jess is a dream and so easy."
Melissa
"Not only does she totally get your voice, but she is a ball to brainstorm and collaborate with always bringing her epic ideas to the table. I have been working with Jess for years now and I couldn't ask for a better copywriter on my team. I adore her and she is now basically part of the furniture here at MA HQ."
"When I read the copy Jess had written for me, I was bowled over – and freaking exhilarated!"
Rachel
"Think Katie's work is just for women? Think again. I'm a man (obviously), and my business tripled, too!"
Joshua
"Jess is extraordinary at what she does."
Nicole
"I’ve never met someone who is so talented, gifted and brilliant with words. Her copy writing service she provides is like a form of high quality artistry. It’s been the best investment of my money since creating my business."
"Let me tell you about the single best investment that I have made in my business so far: Ms Jessica Larsen."
Damien
"She took the words from my sales page and turned them into a story that had me mesmerised.
By the end of the story, I was ready to purchase a session from myself."
"Think Katie's work is just for women? Think again. I'm a man (obviously), and my business tripled, too!"
Joshua
"I’m simultaneously (& rather awkwardly) kicking myself for not hiring her sooner, singing her praises & secretly hoping no-one else discovers her."
Kacey
Website Copy - 5 web pages (includes Home, About, 1 x longform sales page, plus 2 more pages) - $4997
Rates & Packages
Longform sales page - from $1997
Sales Emails - Get your whole launch sequence written, starting from $1997
Nurture Sequence / Welcome Sequence - 6 emails, $1397
Ebook Opt-in - You choose the topic, I write it for you. Starting from $1297
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"It always felt like it would just be easier to do it myself. But I knew I wasn’t getting the best results. I knew I needed a pro.
I have only ever heard good reports about Jess’s work. And now I know why. I hope I am NEVER without her. The work was exceptional. She got my voice, my community and was able to communicate the value of what I do WAY BETTER than I ever have. I had my best launch after over three years in online business and I credit much of that to Jess.
I feel like so much more is possible for my business now I have an expert copywriter, who is a total pleasure to work with, on the team. Thank you, Jess x”
"whoa, why did I wait so long to upgrade my copy?!"
Let's put *you* into words.
Lock in your spot now by sending me an email.
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